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*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(Source: enraptored, via aplacewitnoname)

me:ends incredibly depressing sentence with "lmao"

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via monotonethoughts)

bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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(via bathroom-barracuda)

lamefuckboy:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

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alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via moneypls)

sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

(via bluedreamsz)