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nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

(Source: nosdrinker, via monicum)

orchestra-0f-wolves:

happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

lol

(via bluedreamsz)

baby:m-mm ma... m
magneto:mommy?
baby:mutant supremacy
magneto:good

How to have sex

Boy:can I put my finger in your belly button?
Girl:yeh sure
Girl:that's not my belly button
Boy:that's not my finger

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via ryannxp)

(Source: monitormylife, via smoke-a-j-with-allierae)

I guess

Tim from work

There aren’t any magic words for that shit…only time will tell.

It’s pretty pathetic that I can’t get over this :/ it’s also pathetic that other people can tell something is wrong with me….and my roommate crunches so fucking loud on food. It has to be on purpose…fuck